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Joke of the Day
"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."
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"I'm tired and want to sleep, but I can't stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down"
"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"
"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."
"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."
"I went to buy a book about Bernie Sanders ...but it was sold out."
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."
"99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people"
"What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally Hoes"