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Joke of the Day

"I got my foot in the door, my head in the game, and my ass in gear. I'm one motivational tape away from a hospital admission."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"

"Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone."

"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"

"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""

"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"

"Marriage is like a hurricane... Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house."

"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"