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Joke of the Day

"I just read a book about a girl who escapes from her parent's dispiriting home. It's a runaway best seller."

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"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"
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"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."
"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."