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Joke of the Day

"Kid: What's this? Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin? M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch? M: ..."

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."

"What element can you find in almost any shoe store? Heelium! I'll see myself out now..."

"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"

"Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date? I'm sorry, but you're just not my type."

"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"