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Joke of the Day
"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"
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"Girl, are you the New Deal? Because I can feel my infrastructure expanding."
"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""
"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."
"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"
"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."
"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."