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Joke of the Day

"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"

"Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist."

"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."

"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."

"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"