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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"

"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."

"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."

"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."

"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."

"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"

"The reason there's no Windows 9 is because... 7 8 9."

"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."