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Joke of the Day

"So I was eating out my Grandma... and I tasted horse cum. And I thought to myself, ""Is that how she died?!"""

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"blondes Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog."

"What do you call a cheat sheet you use for a Philosophy test? A Nietzsche-t sheet!"

"Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress."

"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."