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Joke of the Day
"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."
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"The captain of a ship got into a fight with a one eyed monster... Once the fight ended and he had prevailed he said to himself ""I lost a lot of good seamen today..."""
"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"
"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"
"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""
"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"
"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."
"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"
"War does not determine who is right only who is left."
"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"