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Joke of the Day
"Rabbit TV ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there."
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"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."
"Hobbies include: 1. Crying about the past 2. Procrastinating in the present 3. Worrying about the future"
"14: what could happen? Me: you could get her pregnant. 14: im not comfortable putting my dingaling in her thingaling Me:*writes suicide note"
"It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet. DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."
"What's white and smells like black paint? The freshly painted fence. What's black and smells like white paint? The 6 year old who painted it"