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Joke of the Day

"[interview at a clothing store] be cool, don't let them know you're a dog ""so what color is this dress?"" oh you gotta be kidding me"

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."

"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."

"A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender says ""I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"""

"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"