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Joke of the Day
"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."
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"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"
"What do you call a Asian walking a dog A vegetarian"
"Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, ""To my sandwich!"""
"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""
"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."