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Joke of the Day

"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"

"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q"

"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."

"What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral."

"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"

"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"

"ME: I'm worthless. DAD: Remember, son: you owe eighty thousand dollars in student loans. You're less than worthless."

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."