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Joke of the Day

"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"

"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."

"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"

"I've got an L-shaped bed. Lowercase."

"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"

"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"

"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"

"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"