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Joke of the Day

"Annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there's always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time"

"Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop in France? The area was covered in De Brie..."

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"

"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""

"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"

"Be serious with unknown girls. Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."

"A man goes to the doctor and says ""I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"" The doctor says ""Woow, how do your pants fit?"", he replies ""like a glove"""