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Joke of the Day
"I'm voting for Trump... I've never seen a president assassinated."
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"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."
"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""
"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""
"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."