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Joke of the Day
"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."
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"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."
"Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!"
"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."
"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."
"Why did the bee get married? He found his honey!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista, baby!"""
"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."