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Joke of the Day
"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."
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"Imagine if Batman accidentally dropped that atom bomb on the bus full of orphans, then looked at the camera & made the Jim Halpert face."
"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"
"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."
"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
"I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, ""Wow. That's annoying."" and you're like, ""I know."""
"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."
"Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant."
"Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces..."
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove."