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Joke of the Day
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
Next Joke
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."
"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"
"I hate people who say ""said no one ever"" to things I said because I literally just f-cking said it."
"What goes on forever with no head? A loveless marriage."
"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."