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Joke of the Day
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
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"A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks."
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."
"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."
"Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors."
"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"
"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."
"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"
"Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?"