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"What does a haunted hamburger say? MooooOOOoooOoo"
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"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."
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"A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, ""I'll never part with it."""
"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Why do you ask, Sun?"""
"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"