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Joke of the Day

"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"

"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."

"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."

"What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit? Throw me a frickin bone here."

"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"

"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"

"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."

"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."

"Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror."

"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"