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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."
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"How many ADHD sufferers does it take to... To get to the other si-- Knock knock."
"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"A nun is put to death by a firing squad.... She lived and died holey."
"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"
"The less people you chill with....The less bullshit you deal with."
"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."
"Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned? Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"