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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowy forest? You look for his fresh prints. ( )"
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"Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence? Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault."
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"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"
"When a necrophiliac goes to a funeral... He gets mourning wood."
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
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"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"