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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sea mammal with a mission? A porpoise."
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"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"
"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"
"I left a tube of superglue in my pocket when I did laundry yesterday... ...it was a viscous cycle."
"I once played golf with a Kiwi The RSPCA showed up the next day."
"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"
"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"
"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"
"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"
"My New Year's resolution for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 12 more to go."