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Joke of the Day
"Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."""
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"How many Freudians does it take to screw their mothers? Not mothers, lightbulbs. Shit."
"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"
"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."