94422
Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to soap... ...I'm clean now"
Next Joke
"How do I know you're getting laid tonight I'm stronger than you"
"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."
"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""
"How is a picket fence like a mini skirt? They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view."
"My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!"
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the pot."