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Joke of the Day

"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Bestiality People who take part in bestiality are fucking animals!"

"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"I love dry erase boards... They're remarkable."

"What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."

"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."