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Joke of the Day

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."

"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"

"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."

"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."

"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."

"Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s"

"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"

"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."

"My coworkers think I'm always busy but I'm really just trying to remember my password."