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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"
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"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"
"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""
"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""
"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"My wife gained more than 100 pounds during pregnancy, so I started walking 5 miles every day to encourage her. It's been three months and now I'm over 300 miles away from home."
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"