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Joke of the Day

"There's a guy in this Taco Bell bathroom stall so loud I'm not sure if it's performance art or a solstice goat sacrifice."

"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"

"What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ? Tuesday"