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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend woke up with a smile on her face this morning. I fucking love felt tips"
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"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"
"What do you call Whoopi Goldberg after sex? A Whoopi pie."
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
"A new hipster coffee shop in my hood doesn't have wifi b/c it wants to encourage talking...presumably about the failure of this coffee shop."
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""