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Joke of the Day
"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"
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"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."
"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"
"How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good? Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies"
"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"
"What do acids hate Lyes"
"If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch"
"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."