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Joke of the Day

"The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys."

"[In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor ""This is my jam"" *hands her a jar ""I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."""

"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding, he is actually sitting at home."

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"

"Tony Stewart's new sponsor. Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is ""If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."""

"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."