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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a laptop that sings? A Dell"
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"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"The Black Eyed Peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"
"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"
"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."