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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"
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"New neighbor: Hi. It's nice to meet you. Me: It's nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9 Neighbor: What's your Twitter @ Me: DAMMIT"
"People think I have really bad road rage. In reality I'm just really horny."
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
"Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt"
"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""
"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."
"You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving."
"One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over."
"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"