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Joke of the Day
"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"
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"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"
"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."
"If you say Donald Trump 3 times at night in front of a mirror, you will get deported..."
"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"
"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"
"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"
"Police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!!!! Me: Not with that attitude."
"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"I SWEAR I'm not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch."