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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
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"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."
"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"
"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"
"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"
"Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he's wrong and you are positive their names are ""Batman and Robert""."
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"