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Joke of the Day
"Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise."
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"I bet Lincoln is looking down like ""dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"""
"My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"
"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."
"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"
"After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back."
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."