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Joke of the Day
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
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"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."
"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."
"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."
"I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM."
"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."
"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."
"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"