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Joke of the Day
"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"
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"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"Does your dog like children? Yes, but he prefers dog food."
"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."
"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"
"I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself"