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Joke of the Day

"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"

"Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today It was a cesarean But he didn't make the cut."

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"

"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."

"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"

"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."