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Joke of the Day

"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"

"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."

"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"

"I didn't realize the dark backstory of some of these Disney characters. Like, Goofy is brain damaged from untreated syphilis."

"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."

"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"