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Joke of the Day
"Mom, am I ugly? ""I told you not to call me mom in front of people"""
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"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"
"Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Cashier: Bag or plastic sir Me: Neither (scoops up forty items under my shirt and walks out)"
"What did the homeless man get for christmas ? Hypothermia."