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Joke of the Day

"Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank."

"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."

"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."

"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"

"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""

"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"

"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""