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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
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"Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"
"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""
"What's a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."
"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."
"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."