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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
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"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek."
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"
"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"
"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"