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"The titanic had Bluetooth It synced"
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"Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film."
"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."
"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."
"A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet..."
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"
"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."