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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"
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"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
"Q: How many screenwriters to make ""Titanic"" a good movie? A: One more than they had."
"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."
"Him: your account was stolen! Me: My twitter account? Him: no your bank account! *sigh* Me: thanks God!"
"*first date* Me: Tell me more about you Her: *crazy eyes* WELL I HAVEN'T STABBED ANYONE LATELY Me: *deletes Tinder* Let's get married!"
"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"