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Joke of the Day

"You know your girlfriend is too young when... ... you still have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."

"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"

"what do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR"

"What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!"

"Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day"

"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""

"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."