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Joke of the Day

"You know your girlfriend is too young when... ... you still have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion... De-Brie is everywhere!"

"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""

"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."

"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."

"I don't mind people that stick their noses in the air. It makes it that much easier to trip them or push them down 10 flights of stairs."

"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"