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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopuss."

"Nice try ""Marco Rubio"" or should I say... [rearranges letters] ""BIRAC UBOMA"" [audience gasps]"

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"Your momma is so fat She uses ""panorama"" mode for her selfies."

"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."

"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"

"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."

"IamA former Backpage massage girl - AMA!"

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"