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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks."

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."

"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"

"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"

"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"

"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"

"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""

"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"