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Joke of the Day

"So I called an Indian restaurant They didn't take my reservation."

"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."

"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"

"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"

"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""

"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."

"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."