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Joke of the Day
"What does a pussy have in common with the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
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"McDonald's new Obama Value Meal is for freaks!!!"
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"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."