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Joke of the Day

"An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"

"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"

"A large hole was found in the middle of the city. Officials are looking into it."

"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"

"I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one."

"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"Two drums and cymbal fall off a cliff... buh dum, tish..."

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"