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Joke of the Day

"Why is Oliver North like Kraang? They both love using the shredder."

"Hey suns wearing sunglasses: that's not going to help, stupid. Think about it."

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."

"CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers."

"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"Do you ever have the urge to eat something right in front of you? Anyways, that's how I lost my job as a gynaecologist..."

"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."