131205
Joke of the Day
"Why is Oliver North like Kraang? They both love using the shredder."
Next Joke
"Why did jay z cross the road? Because mr mantis ate my skunk food."
"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."
"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."
"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
"Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip"
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"
"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"
"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."